The Professional Zombie Slayer

Venom vs. ice cream [video]

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Oh my god he’s like 30’s Superman.

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Oh my god he’s like 30’s Superman.

PAPER IS DONE

VICTORY

natytuk:

 #THIS BROTHER #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER
I keep misnaming historical events/figures

brain = fried

MY PAPER HAS FINALLY HIT MINIMUM LENGTH

COMPLETION IS IMMINENT

The main point of my paper ended up being way shorter than I expected

I FOUND MY NOTECARDS

YISSSSS

Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.

Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)

I feel like I’ve been Loki’d

I somehow managed to lose all the notecards I still need to finish my paper

which is about 60 cards

I can find every single card  don’t need, but all the ones I do need… gone.

TFTA: Texts from the Avengers (pt. 4)

This is bad

I need to finish my paper

It’s due in two days

But my brain is like

I always feel awkward saving two-part photos of people from tumblr then gluing them back together later

because I always end up with Loki-crotch

just chilling in my folder for a while

It is nearly impossible to write a coherent term paper for History when my brain is doing this: